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10:52 p.m. - 2003-07-27
spam name awards #1
And now, today's awards for Fake Names of Spam Email Senders...

MOST MELODIC NAME: Amalia Good

BEST NAME THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING ELSE: Russ T. Kane (think "rusty cane")

BEST OVERT PORN AD NAME: Karleen Hussey

BEST COVERT PORN AD NAME: Fritz S. Lester

SPECIAL SUBJECT TAG AWARD FOR BEST THING THAT LOOKS KIND OF LIKE TEXT, BUT CLEARLY ISN'T: "stnait doolittze unek", sent by "Agustin Ballard"

And finally,

THE FEDERICO CRUMP MEMORIAL AWARD FOR BEST ETHNICALLY CONFUSING AND UTTERLY FAKE-SOUNDING NAME: Adolfo Alford!

This not-quite anagrammic name stumbles off the tongue like no other fake name in the 256 emails I received since 2 PM yesterday afternoon! Congratulations Adolfo!

Thanks everybody!

(and my dad wonders how i can miss emails from him with actual important information....)

robots r. red

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