7:30 a.m. - 2004-01-08
get off with a porn star
don't stop till you get her off.
apparently my email people have installed some sort of spam filter, because the number of junk messages i get in a given day has dropped from several hundred to a couple dozen. oddly, however, the one type of spam that mainly gets through anymore is 'we can help you get it up!' type stuff. get it up for the new year! this cream gets it up! get hard and stay hard! she'll love it when you get hard! ...and so forth. i'd say the world was trying to tell me something, but, honestly....well, we won't go there. suffice to say i hardly need these products. ha ha ha ha!!! thankfully, this restricted sample of spam still provides the same great diversity of fake names that it's coming from, resulting in today's finest name: Cataclysm F. Octopus, who i'm almost certain was a boss left out of one of the Megaman X games...
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