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2:06 a.m. - 2005-04-08
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the funniest thing i've said in the last week was when matthew (elizabeth's matthew) was talking about some friend of his getting a lap dance in mexico, only the dancer kept going and started pulling down his pants to give him a blowjob, at which point the guy quickly pulled away, fearing dire consequences. matthew said the guy was like, "i just wanted a lap dance, what the fuck was that?" and i said, "a clap dance."

i can't even begin to relate all the far funnier things i've heard from other people. today alone featured the usual barrage of over-the-top hilarity from teabag at work, but somehow these are trumped, for being less specifically memorable, by emily's two most brilliant remarks of the day. when i asserted that her and chelsea probably thought my whitney song was gay, she declared "if anything, it's too heterosexual." and when i referred to the upcoming twinpowers/krushgirls/baxterstreetboys show as the "ultimate fund-raiser" she asserted, simply, "ultimate puke-raiser."

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