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11:36 a.m. - 2012-02-10
untuck my napkin from my shirt cuz i'm slob goblin like that
before my phone erases these November 14, 2011 Lil Bit: I'm like, "why i gotta be all that?" Lil Bit: Dude wtf is up with the find your love video. Lil Bit: This may be the worst drake single because he is trying to be dynamic. I think he's better off playing up his freakish dullness, which is why i sort of l Lil Bit: ike headlines, at least until i hear it thousands of times Lil Bit: This video is awesome though Lil Bit: To her i'm just a rapper Lil Bit: God all his constipated facial expressions are so terrible. Also the lil wayne guest spot really doesn't flatter him. It's like oh wait here's someone ki Lil Bit: nd of interesting Lil Bit: Ew anytime he talks abt sex or looks at girls i wanna barf Lil Bit: Goo, white wine Lil Bit: It's like, um you gotta be all that because you are an entertainer and you make a lot of money robotsarered: Omg awesome string of txts Lil Bit: Sorry drizzly got me worked up Lil Bit: U need to watch the find your love video robotsarered: I will i will Lil Bit: Drake dies at the end robotsarered: Dont get my hopes up Lil Bit: Headlines trapped in my mind. i suffer to make u suffer Lil Bit: Marvin's room is brilliant (?) robotsarered: "Are you drunk right now?" robotsarered: I'm just sayyyyyying November 15, 2011 Lil Bit: Someone pls txt me i'm so bored Lil Bit: I'm gonna fall over. I feel limp as a drake verse robotsarered: Are you drunk right now? robotsarered: Drake has given me the universal comeback November 17, 2011 Lil Bit: On the floor has very little dancing for a video of a song about dancing robotsarered: I expect your youtube viewing history to be a useful checklist for when i arrive Lil Bit: J-lo DOES look pretty hot desecrating these mayan ruins though Lil Bit: Omg what is shakira doing with a brown bob!! robotsarered: "Oh yeah baby, desecrate those ruins" robotsarered: hahaha, i forgot abt that shakira video, doesnt it have a ballpit also? Lil Bit: This song sux and now some douche is squirting her with silly string and throwing balls at her. She is so cute though omg robotsarered: I know, i was pretty into it, i remember thinking the song was ok too but i mightve just been, like, lost in her eyes Lil Bit: I'm glad they decided to not put lil wayne in that j-lo vid. They were like nope, it's too pretty Lil Bit: Ah the la tortura video... robotsarered: Mrrrrrrrow Lil Bit: Kitchen sex! Weird grease! Lil Bit: "Um hon what are you doing? Are you watching some greasy lady in that apartment across the way??" robotsarered: I will confess, when i first saw that, underneath my clothes there was an endless story robotsarered: Or a JB's Sausage [...] Lil Bit: Coming to dance clubs alone always makes me feel like a murderer. My bedroom with shakira & exposed sequins was better obv robotsarered: Ahhahaha, story of my life really November 26, 2011 Lil Bit: I think the UN declared working more than 4 shifts/wk here to be torture robotsarered: Yeah but will they ever enforce it? Toothless resolution robotsarered: Also the name of my next high school hardcore band Lil Bit: Haha Lil Bit: After toxic megacolon robotsarered: Battle of the bands...rivals robotsarered: Im hardcore... TOXIC MEGACOLON November 28, 2011 Lil Bit: There are several things abt dancing in the dark that confuse me. What does flo mean by "imma roll through your six-pack?" What sort of car do you put Lil Bit: in drive by pushing a start button? robotsarered: I think that does exist in some fancy cars, or at least i feel like i have heard other ppl talk abt it. No idea re: six pack Lil Bit: Is he gonna put a six pack of beer on the floor and run across it, like one of those roly playground bridges? Yeah, maybe a g6 has such an ignition. robotsarered: It's the G6 to ignition Lil Bit: Don't remind me of better pop music right now. Lil Bit: Did I tell you about the double decker downtown waffle house? robotsarered: Don't remind me of better waffles right now. robotsarered: Wait what??! Lil Bit: It's not there yet. But it's rumored to happen soon. Lil Bit: The grill is goin down robotsarered: Theyre gonna have to step up their game for sur.e Maybe they cd finally do sth abt those crummy fries Lil Bit: Ha. That's like their claim to fame. robotsarered: Ugh, so greasy and without crispitude Lil Bit: Well they introduced two new fryrieties: Normal "french cut" or whatever, and home fries, which are basically boiled potatoes robotsarered: It will avail them nothing when the waffles hit the streets robotsarered: (To the tune of 'when the bullet hits the bone')
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